A Pumpkin-Duck & Other Halloween Oddities

​This is a Weird Revered post.
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​In the spirit of Halloween, here are a few of my strangest finds from the last few months.

Because, deep down, we all want to be ducks.

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No triangle eyes or jagged teeth for this pumpkin.
Nope, this one gets long eyelashes and elegant gloves.
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A new genre altogether—the patriotic pumpkin.
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Where are his teeth? And his eyeballs?
​And does his smile have to be THAT wide and creepy?
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I think this is supposed to be a man with a great big jutting jaw covered
​in a massive beard. But there's no color, no definition other than the skis.
My eyes swim looking at him.
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Have you ever seen such a look of disgust? (I've placed this guy
​near my cat's litter box—​seems like a good place for that permanent scowl.)