A Pumpkin-Duck & Other Halloween Oddities

In the spirit of Halloween, here are a few of my strangest finds from the last few months.

No triangle eyes or jagged teeth for this pumpkin--
nope, this one gets long eyelashes and elegant gloves!

I think I would feel better about this one if I knew that it's the
​pumpkin who dreams of being a duck, and not the other way around.
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A new genre altogether—the patriotic pumpkin.
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Where are his teeth? And his eyeballs?
​And does his smile have to be THAT wide and creepy?
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I think this is supposed to be a man with a great big jutting jaw covered
​in a massive beard. But there's no color, no definition other than the skis.
My eyes swim looking at him.

There's no eye patch, but I'm guessing this guy is a pirate. Have you ever seen
such a look of disgust? (I've placed him near my cat's litter box--
​seems like a good place for that permanent scowl.)